If you like honey, but hate all those different no good brands, try Honeywell!
Wheelock : exactly does what it says on the tin: it litterally lock wheels.
Simplex = Complex (It rhymes!)
Fine print: Yes, this was inspired by someoneâs username.
Annunciator (n) - The part of the alarm system that does the annunciatinâ, as opposed to the panel, which does the decidinâ, and the smoke detector, which does the mis-overestimatinâ
Edwards (p) - A company that successfully designed the Genesis, but has yet to design a Master System
NFPA 72 (p) - A phrase uttered by jihadists shortly before meeting a fiery martyrdom, meaning âNever Fear, Praise Allah, 72 [virgins]â
Pull Station (n) - A special type of lever that converts mechanical energy into mass frustration
Polarized (adj) - Denoting a type of circuit where energy can flow in both directions if connected to 120 volts AC
Short Circuit (n) - A circuit with zero resistance, possibly indicating that:
1. You burned the fries
2. Youâre about to fry
3. The NAC is fried
4. Youâre fired
Me: How much did you pay for that simplex pull station?
Friend: I paid $20.99 for it
Me: youâre lucky, I paid $42.51 plus $20 for shipping.
Addressable (adj.) - Capable of giving proper directions
Candela (n.) - A unit of measurement used by fire alarm enthusiasts to determine how badass their system is
Conventional (adj.) - Believing that âI dunno, the fireâs somewhere over there. You look for it, man.â is an acceptable answer
Decibel (n.) - See candela
Halon (n.) - One of a variety of chemical compounds which say âHasta la vista, baby!â to fire
Mass Notification (n.) - Now everybody do the propaganda, and sing along to the age of paranoia
Strobe (n.) - 1 A meticulously-placed xenon- or LED-based visual signal using state-of-the-art synchronization technology. 2 A dim light thatâs impossible to see unless youâre looking directly at it, and mounted 30 feet high for some reason
Storbe (n.) - my favorite kind of fire alram cause its cool and my dad got it from his work and i can make it light up with 3 9 volt batries and hang it on the wall with a nail but dont watch it if u hav epilepsy
Tone (n.) - 1 (In the games) A sound unique to a particular type of signal. 2 (In the anime) A sound mimicking a signalâs model number, to make the program more storbe-friendly.
Voice Evacuation (n.) A type of fire alarm notification system which produces weird noises and repetitive speech, much like us fire alarm enthusiasts
If you say yes to fire, you better correct yourself and say Notifier (No-To-Fire)
Simplex chevron (n.) - A proprietary and Complicated gas station.
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Simplex chevron (n.) - A proprietary and Complicated gas station.
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crickets
I have nice rotten tomatoes that we can throw at him. 
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I have nice rotten tomatoes that we can throw at him.
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please donât do it!
Well you said the magic word so I will stand down.
For now. 8)
Potter- the fire alarm devices at hogwarts
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Potter- the fire alarm devices at hogwarts
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simplex 4051 is gonna get the tomatoes, watch out
Duct detector: The result of someone trying to attach a smoke detector with duct tape, when you just donât have the time to drill some holes because youâre in a hurry.
Iâll see myself out for this oneâŚ
People might not get that because at least in my case I can say I have never heard of having to drill holes to install a smoke detector.
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People might not get that because at least in my case I can say I have never heard of having to drill holes to install a smoke detector.
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In some cases, holes need to be drilled in the ceiling to attach the mounting screws.
Ah have another one then, here goes nothing.
Sprinkler: Someone who really like to rain on someone elseâs parades.
That actually⌠isnât really half-bad. A good pun finally. I will put my tomatoes away for another day.