In soviet russia, fire alarm pull YOU! :lol:
Someone already said that in this thread actually… Nice try though.
Darn, your right. Missed it on the first pass…
ADA compliant strobes were invented for victims of the simplex -9806 (just tested mine on the wall; it’s ear-splitting)
In Soviet Russia, 4100 U!
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Nintendo recently announced the Wii U. What’s next? The Wii ES?
Cerberus Pyrotronics just released their new line of Fireworks NA’s. Their most popular one is the Strobe Light (you know how there’s these fireworks that flash when you light them)
Simplex Truealerts are named so because they truly alert you
Yea probably not the best alarm jokes but I thought I’d just throw them out there
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Edwards made a lighter for testing their alarms… it looks exactly like their dual action pull station. It shoots fire when you pull it.
Explanation: The pull station I am talking about says “PULL FOR FIRE”
Ok, here are mine.
What’s the opposite of a Simplex TrueAlert? A Simplex FalseAlarm.
Why do they call it a SpectrAlert? 'Cause GhostDetect was already taken! 
Ba-dum Ching!
Um what?
i really hope simplex truealerts do a true alert.
If you’re going to bump a year-old joke thread, make it funny please?
have you heard of the est 360. its about time they come with the est 720.
Ba-dum Ching!
What does FACP mean for most pans?
F: Fire
A:Alarm
C:Crazy
P:Panels
This one’s worth the bump…
Yo mama is like a 7002T - Really loud and not too bright.
A yo mama joke? What are we third graders?
A new ad campaign said we should help Seniors with their smoke alarms…
So I helped my neighbour test her smoke alarms… I set her kitchen on fire! :lol:
This topic is three years old and more or less unfunny.
Woops, I just replied to his post without looking at the post before his. :? Sorry.
I do agree now that this topic has run it’s course and that we are just beating a dead horse.