“According to authorities, for an unknown reason, the man shoved potatoes down the toilet causing it to clog. He called the apartment building’s maintenance department several times for help, but they didn’t immediately respond. So he tried to get their attention by pulling the fire alarm, police said.”
That description is just priceless! Here’s a link to an article with the guy’s name and picture. Just looking at him you want to say “Yup, he’s the one!”