The Anti-Fire Alarm Trashing Police (TAFATP)

I hope that that’ll be rare (if not nonexistent), but good effort on your part!

By the way, I might have come up with a much shorter, much simpler, & more professional-sounding name for this effort/organization/group: Life Safety Savers (it’s kinda unprofessional-sounding but at least it makes use of alliteration, & it does (sort of) also accurately reflect what they do)